Political & Social Satire from Satire&Comment!
(ACPA-Jerusalem) ........Prime Minister Netanyahu insisted that he had no prior knowledge of the incident and TV footage of him whispering sternly, "Put that away right now, Eli" seemed to support his claim. But despite Netanyahu apologizing for the timing, he said nothing about the substance of the issue at hand and attempted to deflect the blame: "He's been like this every since he started going to Gaza strip clubs." ...............full story here
(ACPA-Walnut Creek) I'm lying on the padded table with my feet up in the fuzzy pink sock-covered stirrups when my gynecologist, who's been using what resembles a giant microphone to investigate, declares,"Well, everything looks fine on the ultrasound, except I can't find your right ovary."
She chuckles.............................full story here