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Taliban wives harass husbands for not putting the toilet seat down
(ACPA-Kandahar, AFG)
Taliban fighters stoppped throwing acid in schoolgirls' faces long enough to express outrage that US marines urinated on their dead comrades and then put the seat down.
"Have they no pity, no pity on us at all," screamed Mohammad Abdul Farid. "Now I go home to three wives and all I hear
is 'Mohammad Abdul, you never put the seat down, not like those American boys, when are you going to start putting the
seat down Mohammad, when?' Three of them, nagging
at me all day long, God make it stop, make it stop, please, Inshallah.".................... click to read the full story.
Romney admits smoking, claims he "didn't inhale."
(ACPA-Des Moines,IA)
In a daring move, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney disclosed that he once smoked a cigarette but quickly
clarified that he "didn't inhale." Despite the risk to his squeaky clean image, Romney hopes the revelation of
a youthful indiscretion will highlight his lesser known edgier side. "Back in Sunday school I was known as 'Dangerous-Mitt' until I changed my wayward ways."...................click to read the full story.
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