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The European Monopoly Commission (EMC) is set to indict board game manufacturer Hasbro and the two Parker Brothers with having a monopoly on Monopoly. The charges follow a year long investigation based on complaints from property developers across several EU member states.
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(ACPA-Charleston) President Obama declared today that he will attempt to block a planned trip to the Persian Gulf by right wing broadcaster Stephen Colbert, fearing the visit
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(ACPA-Atlanta) Researchers at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta have made a startling discovery in the battle to overcome the swine flu crisis. The findings should bring relief to the thousands of Americans who are dashing into emergency rooms nationwide with runny noses..............full story here