An Old School Vampire Struggles To Fit Into The Modern World
Written and Directed by Ryan Turner
Hollywood makes it look easy, but Ryan Turner's sympathetic portrayal shows that for one old school vampire, the path to happiness comes paved with rejection, heartache and loneliness.
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