Zee TV Fraud!
For Immediate release: Zee TV refuses viewer apology
(ZeeTV is a DISH TV Channel aimed at Indians living in the USA-Editor)(ACPA-Dallas) Zee-TV North America confirmed today that it wont apologize to viewers over its neverending stream of commercials for fraudulent UK based psychic healers. Angry officials of the satellite channel made the statement on the heels of an investigation by researchers from the Atlanta Center for Policy Analysis.
Researchers looked into Pandit Maharaj, Ajmeri Baba and Peer Syed, 3 spiritual healers whose commercials air continuously on the DISH-Network Satellite TV channel. They uncovered data which showed that the psychic claims being made on Zee TV were not true.
Persistent Black Magic
The research team posed multiple problems to the alleged healers to test their claims and the results were startling. "We first looked at Pandit Maharaj "said center director Ronald Pecorry. "He claims to be able to get rid of black magic within 7 days, however we found that it regularly took eight, nine and sometimes even ten days to completely remove black magic".
Researchers saw some success noting that Ajmeri Baba was indeed able to get rid of black magic within an astonishing "24 hours" as advertised, but other researchers with family problems were still "deserted by their loved ones" and had "children who were disobedient" despite multiple calls and hundreds of dollars in fees to the healer whose commercials guarantee cures.
Money First
Peer Syed's claim to remove black magic in 48 hours was fairly reliable but travel researchers found that the healer failed to "solve immigration problems" after expensive guarantees. Overall, despite the claims of the healers to solve money problems, researchers noted that they were all worse off financially due to the exorbitant fees extorted from them for the psychic services.
Zee TV officials denied that they are facilitating fraud against their loyal viewers by promoting the long distance charlatans. A spokesperson explained "We assume that because the crimes are technically being committed in England where the psychics are located that we have no responsibility" adding "and of course we are making lots of money out of it too, so what's wrong with that? Hey its a free country here you know!".
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