Will English Housewives like S&M ?
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(ACPA-Oxford) UK retail circles are abuzz with rumors that M&S-Marks and Spencer-one of Britain's oldest and most respected retail stores is preparing to announce a name change later this week. The move is to combat recent lackluster sales.
Uproar is expected across England if confirmation comes that the new name is going to be Spencer and Marks.
A spokeswoman for the retail giant stated that "Radical change was needed and we believe
the public will respond positively to nationwide S&M".
However frustrated English housewives stated that while some S&M would be appealing, they didn't think they would like it on a long term basis. "Sure I don't mind giving it a try" said Harriet L. a Swindon housewife, "but I think I would still prefer it the old fashioned way".
Glynnis D. from Coventry stated she was really upset since her husband came home from the factory and told her to get ready for some S&M this weekend.
The Spencer and Marks Spokeswoman said the change was planned after they had noticed several customers would shop once and never return. In an upbeat note she stated "We hope S&M will increase customer satisfaction."
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