Bakers to Riot Over Danish Cartoons?
For immediate release: Cartoon Trouble Averted?
(ACPA-Copenhagen) Police in Europe made a series of pre-emptive raids in a bid to prevent a new Danish Cartoon crises. Armed Response Officers rushed the HQ of the Monthly Magazine "Delicatessen Treats" and arrested two cartoonists and a copywriter who were preparing to publish a new set of satirical cartoons.
A Police Spokesman said that they had been "observing the individuals for some time"
but decided to intervene now to stop a new round of rioting over the offensive Danish Cartoons.
Bakers rioted world-wide last year in furious reaction to Danish cartoons which had mocked the world's most favorite confectionary. That series of cartoons depicted the snack-time treat in an offensive and degrading manner.
One of them depicted an evil looking man with a caption saying "I'd kill for a Danish right now". Another says "Profit-you crazy bloke! You can't make Danish with a yoke".
The most offensive of the lot shows an old man trying to hold back an angry mob with the phrase " Stop, Stop, we have run out of Danishes", a fact that every self respecting confectioner knows would never happen.
The 3 arrested will be charged with failure to self-censor. However espionage charges may follow as there are claims that the cartoons are an American plot to push a pro-Donut agenda.
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