Mayhem at the Pecorry Superbowl Party
For immediate release: Superbowl Drama
(ACPA-Atlanta) There was drama in the Pecorry Household in Atlanta when Grandma Pecorry's Superbowl was broken by a bunch of drunken sports fans over the weekend.
Grandma Pecorry crafted the 6 foot wide, 2 foot deep bowl on a large pottery wheel in the late 1960s to commemorate the birth of her 4th grandson in February 1967. Every year since then, on the first Sunday in February, the bowl is filled with chili and all the neighbors are invited over for a Superbowl Party.
Unfortunately some of the partygoers this year insisted on watching some sports nonsense on the television and of course they got a bit excited. This led to some stupid antics and it was not long before two of them fell off a chair, hit the side of the Superbowl with cans of cheap beer and knocked a large chunk out the side.
Mayhem ensued as chili flowed freely across the polished wooden floors like lava from 1950's volcano movie, old mother Pecorry all the time screaming obscenities in French at the ashen faced louts.
The bowl was considered beyond repair and will be ceremoniously thrown out on Wednesday, garbage day. Ron Paul a long time friend of Grandma Pecorry from her travelling-poet days in Texas, expressed his condolences to the family on the loss of their bowl. Paris Hilton however refused to comment which is not a surprise really given that she does not know anyone concerned with these events.
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