One Percent
by Todd Outcalt
For years he studied business books
And read the Wall Street Journal
Certain that he had the looks
And could live his life nocturnal.
He made a fortune, spent it twice,
And built it yet again
Through marriages and varied vice
And market discipline.
And then one day he realized
His life had come and went,
With nothing sure or certified
Except his one percent.
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